Q. Do you have a cat?
A. Yes.
Q. What’s your cat’s name?
A. Carmel
Q. Is your cat grey?
A. Yes, yes, she is.
Q. Why is she called Carmel if she is grey, shouldn’t she be red/brown or something?
A. Because she is named after Mount Carmel, which is a coastal mountain range in northern Israel. You’re thinking of caramel as in corn.
Q. Are you Jewish?
A. No I’m not.
Q. Trump or Harris, who you voting for?
A. Harris. Harris. HARRIS. Next question.
Q. You can’t vote for Harris?
A. Of course I can and I’m gonna! Besides, putting a question mark on the end doesn’t magically make it a question. That’s a statement.
Q. Are you Pro Life?
A. Pro Choice.
Q. Care to explain yourself?
A. Sure. Glad you asked. Read away.